Welcome to my page. I won’t say home page as my thoughts clearly reside in a number of places (my head, laptop, the following pages of this blog, etc.).
You will find several things here with an emphasis on things I find funny, interesting, annoying, beautiful and worth spouting about. There will be other things that you will never see here.
The abominations I promise to never appear on these heralded pages:
- Cutesy recipes for shit I can’t make myself. I’m a terrible cook and seamstress and showing others how to make stork cookies with fondant bodies and M&M babies in their mouths just seems like a lie.
- Reviews for things I have never seen and have no real opinion on. I trust Ebert but he is not my master.
- Sexy pictures. I think sexting is the devil and should be exorcised from culture immediately. I do however fully endorse the painting of nudes.
- Advice that is actually helpful. Everything I say is from only one perspective: mine. How helpful this is remains to be seen
- Pictures of kittens. I love kittens, don’t get me wrong, but there are enough LOLZ Catz online without my little site adding to the mayhem.
So, I’ve fairly warned you and feel my duty as a citizen of the interweb is complete. And in the famous words of Kel, of the famous comedic duo Kenan & Kel:
Awwww, HERE IT GOES!